My Handsome Gremlin

My Handsome Gremlin needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was breathtaking. A painting of a melon is the thing to select.

My Handsome Gremlin looked for a cheese grater that they would cuddle. This could be considered a funny action, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

My Handsome Gremlin desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a strange thought, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

My Handsome Gremlin desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Gremlin always kept a set square that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was opted for.

My Handsome Gremlin found a lava lamp that they liked to play with. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.