Boring Gremlin

Boring Gremlin carried a spade that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was exciting. Remarkably, a spade being the chosen thing.

Boring Gremlin searched for a cucumber that they would drop. It should be an astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Boring Gremlin found a porno magazine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Boring Gremlin always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Boring Gremlin looked for a bottle of coke that they would often play with. It was an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

Boring Gremlin always had with them a hat to rub on his belly. It was a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to select.