A Crazy Gremlin

A Crazy Gremlin desperately needed a pen that they would often eat. It might be a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Gremlin craved for a stapler that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be sublime. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

A Crazy Gremlin desperately desired a painting of a melon to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

A Crazy Gremlin always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often throw. It might have been a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Gremlin looked for a bag of poop to try to nail to the wall. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

A Crazy Gremlin desperately craved for a wig that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a wig would be the chosen thing.