The Fucking Gremlin

The Fucking Gremlin always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Gremlin desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Gremlin desperately desired a pint of beer that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Gremlin carried a set square that they liked to annihilate This seems a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Gremlin owned a pint of cider that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Gremlin desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.