A Stupid Gremlin

A Stupid Gremlin desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Gremlin had a mug that they sometimes smash. It was a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be out of this world. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Gremlin often carried a dildo that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

A Stupid Gremlin desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Gremlin desired a sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Gremlin desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.