Her Nervous Gremlin

Her Nervous Gremlin looked for a ball that they would often cuddle. It should be a weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. A ball would be the thing that was selected.

Her Nervous Gremlin wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Her Nervous Gremlin desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A cucumber would be the chosen thing.

Her Nervous Gremlin needed a condom to put up their bum. One might say this is an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

Her Nervous Gremlin desperately desired a cup that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a cup being the thing opted for.

Her Nervous Gremlin found a chocolate bar that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.