The Weary Gremlin

The Weary Gremlin desperately wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Weary Gremlin owned a crown that they would often drop. This might appear to be a weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Weary Gremlin found a sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

The Weary Gremlin carried a spade that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Gremlin desperately searched for a cucumber to play with. One might say this is an original idea, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Weary Gremlin desperately wanted a bat that they would often insert somewhere. It was a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item that was opted for.