The Crazy Gremlin

The Crazy Gremlin desperately wanted a computer that they would smash. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the chosen item.

The Crazy Gremlin wanted a crown to hug. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to choose.

The Crazy Gremlin wanted a set square that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set square having that done to it

The Crazy Gremlin always kept a crown that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was wonderful. Remarkably, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Gremlin craved for a set of lego that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Crazy Gremlin wanted a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. It would be a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.