The Yellow Hedgehog

The Yellow Hedgehog always carried a custard pie that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Yellow Hedgehog desperately looked for a dildo to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was simply life. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Yellow Hedgehog had a computer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the thing selected.

The Yellow Hedgehog desperately looked for a wig to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to opt for.

The Yellow Hedgehog desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would often throw. It might have been a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Hedgehog desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to break. This seems a fairly new operation, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.