Ugly Hedgehog

Ugly Hedgehog often carried a set of lego to eat. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Hedgehog looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is exciting. A cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

Ugly Hedgehog always kept a melon that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a melon being the thing selected.

Ugly Hedgehog desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

Ugly Hedgehog desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would worship. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

Ugly Hedgehog wanted a mug that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a mug is the thing that was chosen.