Their Boring Hedgehog

Their Boring Hedgehog needed a cucumber to share. It would be a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was simply life. Honestly, a cucumber being the item selected.

Their Boring Hedgehog wanted a pint of beer that they would often throw. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Hedgehog always carried a hat that they would occasionally worship. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

Their Boring Hedgehog craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

Their Boring Hedgehog craved for a teapot that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Hedgehog looked for a cup that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item chosen.