My Bewildered Hedgehog

My Bewildered Hedgehog had a pen that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a surprising idea, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was miraculous. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Hedgehog owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a bottle of wine of all things.

My Bewildered Hedgehog desperately wanted a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Hedgehog desired a chocolate bar to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

My Bewildered Hedgehog desperately craved for a stapler that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler of all things.

My Bewildered Hedgehog carried a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.