Bum Loving Hedgehog

Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes share. It was an exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

Bum Loving Hedgehog looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was amazing. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Hedgehog needed a pint of cider that they would break. One might say this is a peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Hedgehog always had with them a toilet brush that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was wonderous. A toilet brush being the thing selected.

Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately needed a custard pie that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. A custard pie would be the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Hedgehog always kept a ball that they sometimes hug. One might say this is an original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to choose.