Her Square Hedgehog

Her Square Hedgehog always kept a CD player that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item chosen.

Her Square Hedgehog owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

Her Square Hedgehog owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

Her Square Hedgehog owned a teapot to put on his head. One might consider this to be a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to select.

Her Square Hedgehog found a pen to annihilate It would be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Square Hedgehog often carried a Harry Potter wand to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.