The Worrisome Jerk

The Worrisome Jerk searched for a big sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Jerk wanted a helmet that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was wonderous. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Jerk found a cup that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a cup being the thing selected.

The Worrisome Jerk found a ball that they liked to put on his head. It would be a different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Worrisome Jerk desperately desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Jerk desperately looked for a pint of beer to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.