His Little Jerk

His Little Jerk always kept a bottle of wine that they would often smash. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

His Little Jerk desperately looked for a toilet brush to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

His Little Jerk desperately searched for a vibrator that they would share. It would be a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

His Little Jerk desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

His Little Jerk desperately desired a stapler that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was awesome. A stapler would be the chosen thing.

His Little Jerk always kept a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen item.