The Handsome Jerk

The Handsome Jerk desired a dildo that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be an exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Jerk desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Jerk desperately needed a ball that they sometimes embrace. It should be an unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to opt for.

The Handsome Jerk looked for a teapot that they liked to worship. One might say this is a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Jerk found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Jerk looked for a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate It was a fairly odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.