The Hungry Jerk

The Hungry Jerk always kept a crown that they would often play with. It is an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.

The Hungry Jerk often carried a radiator that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Jerk desperately looked for a CD player to put on his head. It was a new operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Hungry Jerk looked for a vibrator to hug. It was considered to be a weird action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Honestly, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Hungry Jerk desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes break. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Jerk looked for a bottle of wine that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.