The Adventurous Jerk

The Adventurous Jerk desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes hug. This seems a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Jerk always kept a dildo that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

The Adventurous Jerk needed a Harry Potter wand to sit and look at. This seems a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Jerk desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was epic. A block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Adventurous Jerk had a can of coke that they would sleep with. It should be an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

The Adventurous Jerk carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.