His Unusual Jerk

His Unusual Jerk looked for a mug that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the thing opted for.

His Unusual Jerk looked for a big sponge that they would often worship. It might have been a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

His Unusual Jerk desired a dildo that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a dildo being the item opted for.

His Unusual Jerk searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.

His Unusual Jerk desperately looked for a can of coke to share. It would have been a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

His Unusual Jerk desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bag of flour being the item opted for.