The Adventurous Jerk

The Adventurous Jerk looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Jerk always kept a crown that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. A crown is the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Jerk needed a mug that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Adventurous Jerk always kept a wig to break. It should have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a wig being the item opted for.

The Adventurous Jerk looked for a hat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. A hat was the thing that was selected.

The Adventurous Jerk desperately wanted a bat that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A bat would be the thing that was selected.