Their Eccentric Jerk

Their Eccentric Jerk always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Jerk found a porno magazine that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

Their Eccentric Jerk searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally embrace. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

Their Eccentric Jerk had a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly original operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Jerk desperately desired a custard pie that they would embrace. It would have been an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

Their Eccentric Jerk searched for a radiator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.