My Crazy Jerk

My Crazy Jerk had a crown to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly new action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a crown being the thing selected.

My Crazy Jerk found a big sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

My Crazy Jerk desperately needed a stapler that they would eat. This could be considered a strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was stunning. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing selected.

My Crazy Jerk always kept a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush having that done to it

My Crazy Jerk always kept a stretchman that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

My Crazy Jerk desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would throw. It was considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be entertaining. A magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.