My Anxious Jerk

My Anxious Jerk found a melon that they would embrace. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.

My Anxious Jerk searched for a dildo that they would occasionally break. It was a bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be wonderful. A dildo being the thing opted for.

My Anxious Jerk always carried a porno magazine that they would often throw. It is an odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

My Anxious Jerk desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to hug. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

My Anxious Jerk desperately wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

My Anxious Jerk needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.