His Confused Jerk

His Confused Jerk desperately desired a sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing to select.

His Confused Jerk owned a painting of a melon that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

His Confused Jerk desperately searched for a sword that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a sword being the item opted for.

His Confused Jerk always carried a crown that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a crown being the chosen thing.

His Confused Jerk often carried a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

His Confused Jerk desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally throw. It would have been an exciting thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to opt for.