The Exceptional Jerk

The Exceptional Jerk searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes share. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Jerk wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Jerk owned a computer that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a computer having that done to it

The Exceptional Jerk found a sword that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Jerk needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Jerk carried a sponge that they would often hug. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a sponge being the thing selected.