His Adorable Jerk

His Adorable Jerk looked for a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to select.

His Adorable Jerk looked for a stapler that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly different action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

His Adorable Jerk desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

His Adorable Jerk always had with them a can of coke that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of coke of all things.

His Adorable Jerk desperately needed a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

His Adorable Jerk had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes play with. It would have been an exciting action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.