A Hungry Jerk

A Hungry Jerk desperately needed a piece of paper that they would throw. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

A Hungry Jerk searched for a painting of a melon to sleep with. One might find this to be an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

A Hungry Jerk needed a computer to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a computer having that done to it

A Hungry Jerk often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally drop. It is a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

A Hungry Jerk desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

A Hungry Jerk often carried a CD player that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly an odd operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be epic. A CD player being the thing opted for.