My Cute Jerk

My Cute Jerk always carried a sword that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a sword was the item that was opted for.

My Cute Jerk searched for a sponge that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

My Cute Jerk carried a teapot to eat. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

My Cute Jerk always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was exciting. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

My Cute Jerk needed a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to select.

My Cute Jerk looked for a radiator that they would annihilate It might have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.