Boring Jerk

Boring Jerk desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Boring Jerk desperately searched for a ball that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Boring Jerk often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

Boring Jerk needed a cup that they would insert somewhere. This seems a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a cup being the item selected.

Boring Jerk searched for a set square that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a set square being the item selected.

Boring Jerk desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be miraculous. A pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.