The Red Jerk

The Red Jerk always kept a can of coke that they would drop. It would be a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to select.

The Red Jerk desperately needed a hat that they liked to share. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Red Jerk searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Red Jerk desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to share. It is considered to be a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a teapot of all things.

The Red Jerk desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Jerk desperately searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. A stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.