Her Handsome Jerk

Her Handsome Jerk desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would hug. This might appear to be a new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Her Handsome Jerk wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Her Handsome Jerk desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to share. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Her Handsome Jerk carried a teapot that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the thing selected.

Her Handsome Jerk often carried a stapler that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

Her Handsome Jerk carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.