The Magical Jerk

The Magical Jerk looked for a sword that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Magical Jerk desired a condom to cuddle. It would be an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be miraculous. Strangely, a condom being the chosen item.

The Magical Jerk always carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Jerk needed a wig that they would occasionally worship. It should be a fairly strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig being the item opted for.

The Magical Jerk desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Magical Jerk found a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be entertaining. Strangely, a melon is the thing to select.