Grumpy Jerk

Grumpy Jerk looked for a computer that they liked to eat. This might appear to be an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.

Grumpy Jerk desired a hat that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Jerk desperately wanted a hat that they would throw. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Jerk always kept a crown that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Jerk desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Jerk wanted a bottle of wine that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.