The Dodgy Jerk

The Dodgy Jerk often carried a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Jerk craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often play with. It is a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Jerk desired a rubber chicken that they would throw. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was simply life. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Jerk desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally worship. It might have been an unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Jerk craved for a pint of cider to sit and look at. It would have been a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Jerk had a set square that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A set square would be the thing that was opted for.