My Red Jerk

My Red Jerk owned a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

My Red Jerk found a set square that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a set square is the item to select.

My Red Jerk often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly different undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to select.

My Red Jerk found a bag of poop that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

My Red Jerk desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly new exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

My Red Jerk always kept a mug that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a mug being the thing opted for.