Their Energetic Jerk

Their Energetic Jerk craved for a can of Tango to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

Their Energetic Jerk owned a dildo that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

Their Energetic Jerk often carried a melon to put up their bum. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Their Energetic Jerk always carried a block of cheese that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to select.

Their Energetic Jerk searched for a melon to drop. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a melon was the item that was opted for.

Their Energetic Jerk owned a bag of poop that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.