The Grumpy Jerk

The Grumpy Jerk wanted a can of Tango that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Jerk desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes smash. It was a weird idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Jerk often carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Jerk craved for a radiator that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a radiator being the item selected.

The Grumpy Jerk always kept a bag of poop to share. It would have been an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Grumpy Jerk desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.