The Anxious King

The Anxious King craved for a stapler that they would sometimes eat. It might be a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered it would be wonderous. Strangely, a stapler of all things.

The Anxious King often carried a teapot that they would annihilate It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Anxious King needed a Harry Potter wand that they would throw. This seems a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was simply life. A Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Anxious King needed a big sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the King, who considered it would be epic. A big sponge is the item to select.

The Anxious King searched for a dildo that they would smash. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Anxious King desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was stunning. A lava lamp is the item that was chosen.