The Energetic King

The Energetic King desperately needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Energetic King always had with them a chocolate bar that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Energetic King often carried a sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a different proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Energetic King owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Energetic King searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Energetic King had a condom that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom was the thing that was opted for.