The Gentle King

The Gentle King desired a computer that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought it would be magnificent. Strangely, a computer is the item to choose.

The Gentle King craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle King craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often demolish. It might have been a funny undertaking, to most, but not to the King, who considered it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Gentle King desired a CD player to put up their bum. It should be a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item chosen.

The Gentle King desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Gentle King craved for a ball that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a ball having that done to it