His Special King

His Special King always carried a rubber johnny to worship. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

His Special King always had with them a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

His Special King found a radiator that they would sit and look at. It might be a different action, to most, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

His Special King often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

His Special King craved for a stapler that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a somewhat surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is epic. Strangely, a stapler is the item to select.

His Special King desperately looked for a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a spade being the chosen item.