The Exciting King

The Exciting King wanted a helmet to smash. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the King, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the item that was selected.

The Exciting King desperately needed a condom that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was wonderous. A condom is the item to opt for.

The Exciting King wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes eat. It might have been a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting King needed a pen to worship. One might say this is a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the King, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the item that was opted for.

The Exciting King desperately wanted a big sponge that they would often demolish. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting King desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.