The Careful King

The Careful King always had with them a cucumber that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Careful King carried a little monkey that they would put up their bum. It would have been a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Careful King desperately needed a custard pie that they would often annihilate It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Careful King wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often share. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to some, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Careful King carried a toilet brush to demolish. This could be considered an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who feels it was entertaining. Strangely, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

The Careful King searched for a pen that they sometimes eat. It should have been a different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pen being the item opted for.