The Purple King

The Purple King desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Purple King desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Purple King owned a sponge that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who felt it would be epic. A sponge being the thing opted for.

The Purple King always kept a mug that they would often sleep with. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a mug would be the item that was selected.

The Purple King always carried a teapot that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to you, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Purple King desired a can of Tango that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. A can of Tango was the item that was chosen.