The Troubled King

The Troubled King desperately needed a vibrator that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled King had a bag of flour that they would put down their trousers. It would be an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

The Troubled King owned a set square that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems an extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the King, who expected it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Troubled King always kept a CD player that they would occasionally break. It might be a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player being the thing opted for.

The Troubled King desperately searched for a pen to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled King desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would sleep with. It is a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.