The Chinese King

The Chinese King often carried a porno magazine that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Chinese King desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

The Chinese King found a bottle of wine that they would put on his head. It was a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Chinese King desperately desired a set of lego that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese King searched for a mug that they would often throw. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese King often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who feels it was exciting. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.