His Tired Knight

His Tired Knight always carried a stapler that they would often hug. This is certainly a fairly weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a stapler of all things.

His Tired Knight always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

His Tired Knight always had with them a custard pie that they would worship. It might be a fairly different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Remarkably, a custard pie having that done to it

His Tired Knight desperately searched for a mug that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be amazing. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to opt for.

His Tired Knight desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to drop. It was a fairly different operation, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

His Tired Knight always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.