A Square Knight

A Square Knight often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes share. It should have been a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

A Square Knight desired a wig that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was selected.

A Square Knight desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thought it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

A Square Knight always carried a dildo that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Knight, who thought it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to opt for.

A Square Knight craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a different thing to do, to most, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

A Square Knight often carried a cheese grater to put up their bum. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who considered it was awesome. A cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.