Fucking Knight

Fucking Knight always kept a computer that they would occasionally share. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

Fucking Knight always carried a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Knight owned a bat that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been an original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a bat being the chosen item.

Fucking Knight desired a CD player that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Knight desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Fucking Knight found a porno magazine that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.